I would have preferred a picture of a really old egg salad sandwich in front of a newer egg salad sandwich but this will have to do.

Green Card!

Gurl (Pam) secured her green card today in less time than it would take a Viking horde to bring a 55 and over community to its knees. Because of this swift domination, I ask you to savor the piece below, a true example of art imitating life. The card seen in the picture below is her temporary one given to her by the USCIS. (Note – I may have added a scar and tattoo to Pam’s face to make her appear more deadly.)